kay ik this REALLY funny quote i found on a website,BUT it may not b appropiate 4 this site so I would rather not say it.(i kinda wish i could say it but i REALLY shouldn't,so I'm not gonna say it) PEACE!!! <3 ;-D

ok it is NOT nice to tell people they are disgusting just because they have a mustache. how would you like it if someone told you that, you would probably be complaining, so don't do it to other people. its very VERY rude. everyone is beautiful in their own way. sorry i just had to say that because i have promised myself i will never be rude like that to anyone and if i see that kind of behavior, then i would have to stand up for the person that is being bullied. you guys should do that too, you will be nicer and you won't be putting people down.

yesterday i went hiking in mt rainier nt park.we where at a high al___ude.after i put on my hiking boots i went to my lip gloss bag to put on some of my fave 100% natural acai berry lip smacker.then i put on my gaitors and got my trekking poles ready.that took like 2 mins. i went back 2 put on another layer of the 100% natural pink guava lip gloss but when i opened my brand new and very expensive lip gloss bag there was green nail polish expolded allin my bag and ALL my lip gloss was literally covered in polish.i couldnt tell the flavorsaprt! '( i was like OMG WHO DID THIS!!!!>:( :'( my dad said the polish exploded because of the elevation.but there was another brown polish in my bag that didnt explode. ???????? y only the green?aand i had nocluehow the polish got in the bag cus it was reserved for lip smackers only.i was so sad. :'( :'(

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is that enough laughing for you miss *heart* kayla *heart*??

Since I'm a bellydancer I went onstage cause at the end of the year all the bellydancers from my dance studio get together and make a show for fun and invite friends famy etc so I had a solo and since Im the best bellydancer in my dance company I had to be in so many of them that u didn't have too much time to change outfits so anyway it was my turn for my solo and in the middle of my dance everyone of them were staring at me I but I didn't notice till my 4year old cousin said undies are peeking that my bellydancingskirt fell off I must have not tied it too tight

One day at school my crush didn't bring a pencil to school and in my class room we had to put 4 desks together si my crush sat facing me si he asked me for a pencil and I was like huh.. No cause I didn't have another one but when I opened my mouth to say know sAliva came out of my mouth and he was staring at me like I was weird








Ps he liked me so even though that happened he asked ne out

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one time me and my bff did a prank call to this REALLY mean girl at our school she was i like hello nd we was like helluuu heluuu???? we are here to take your fishies and we hung up laughing ahhhhh good times but we did get dirty looks the next day

i wanna bee a VIP member xD

i rilly want to become a vip

lol? :^) hahaheheh its a man with eyes, a pointy nose, and a nice smile. im gonna call him lois.(family guy)hehahehaheha

hi

I can be totally funny

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LOL guys.jk.

hey! i was the first person 2 agree with pinkmorg6! u guys r copycats!

the bottom comment is so mean you probably have a moostauche so you see the other people just like yourself...

Well..idk

the comment at the way bottom is sorta mean... i agree with u pinkmorg6...

TMZ guy to Snooki:so, whats ur solution to the oil problem?
Snooki: I dont even use tanning oil..


what the? lololololzzz she funny..

yeah! i agree with u pinkmorg6!!! ur very mean and u also probably have a moustache 2 B.F.F.E.J.B(:

one time me'n my sis' and neice were watching Band Slam and when the concert part came on we got up from the futon and started dancing,we got really crazy and i let down my hair(which is really long,and thick)and started headbanging!!then my mom came in and saw me!!my neice and sis'stopped and sat back back down on the futon,but i didnt see or hear mom open up the door, so i was still headbanging.the music was really loud and i couldnt see either so when the part ended i put my hair back in a bun and looked up to see my mom and my whole family watching in the doorway.i was so embarr___ed.

hahahaha

the first comment at the bottom is mean and these arent the funniset things, these r kinda boring....

I said be but i meant but he started laughing.

one time my brother ran up a slide and he flipped off. I was like omg! I thought he would cry be he started laughing! GMBO still! LOL!

THE CANABAL SONG!



Ok so its me again and this time the story is somewhat better. Well every fourth of july i go up to lake machonahay in nebraska and everyone drives golf carts and stuff. Well they have this golf cart parade where u decorate ur golf cart and it is judged as u drive and people throw candy and water balloons and spray hoses and dress up. Its really fun. Well my sister who is four in this story, was being bratty and she wouldnt ride with my seventeen year old cousin on my grandparents golf cart. So she had to come with me and my cousin who is my age on her family's golf cart. Well we were waiting to start and my sister is being really wierd and is excited and stuff and she licked my arm. thats rite all the way from the wrist to the shoulder. and then she did it to my leg from the ankle to the middle of the thigh. She also started knawing on my wrist. She thought it was hilarious as i tried pushing her away and was grossed out but then i started to sing the canabal song which goes like this:



My sister is a canabal! she likes the taste of human flesh! she sucks ur blood and licks ur skin! s.i.s.t.e.r! s.i.s.t.e.r! s.i.s.t.e.r! and my sister is a canabal!



(I didnt put her real name) o and the song is sung by the tune of bingo was his nameo! Ya she stopped licking me after that!

MY SISTER IS A CANABAL AND I GET THE BLAME!



The year before last on christmas day my famliy came over to celebrate. I was sitting on my couch messing with my sister (who was three then) and she was getting really mad at me. She pretended to start crying so i turned away to leave her alone and something quite unexpected happened....... I was turned somewhat sideways and she jumped on my back and bit the middle of it!! I screamed and rolled her off. I was laughing even though i was in pain. I told me dad what happened and he said

"why did u let her do that!"

"Dad I didnt see her! she just jumped on me randomly and bit me! i couldnt really turn around and get her off! Its not like i have extendo arms or anything!"I said deffensivly. But of course who gets the blame? me! and my sister gets a firm no no. idk if this was really funny but it was a heck of an expeirence.

hey Team Canterwood i love that lol it's so lame but soo funny :P

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One time I was hanging out with my clique and I started laughing and then we all were laughing and it was REALLY random cause I have NO idea what I was laughing at!

yesterday I went outside to get my skatebored cuz it was raining and a guy walked past and tripped over a girls foot because there were there were three screaming girls on the street running at me! tottl lol moment



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uuuum....Life can be really funny.:) but u want it and u need it,like u need to breath air.

Hahaha well yeterday i requested Charly (yes he is here taking care of us haha) to take us for a ride so we were at the hotel's lemo (OMB sorry tons sorry sorry sorry x1000 if this sounds snobbish ) and we were shouting to everyone at the street random stuff, we were shouting things like:

- U R MY NUMBER ONE FAN!!!

- LOVE ME!!! LOVE ME!!! SAY THT U LUV ME!!!

- I LOVE ChEESe

- HEY!!! I love u!

- HEYO!!!



Hahahahaha and we were acting like Princesses saying hi to everyone and shaking hands and throwing flower petals thru the window ( hahaha we grab 'em from the hotel's bathroom haha)

And ppl was amazed!!!! They really thought we were princesses bcuz they were with eyes very open and amazed and we saw many guys with mouth open! HAHAHAHA!!!











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HAHA ohhhkay i yelled at a girl and said you are disgustig you have a moooostache cow lol that was funnayyy